June 2011
15 posts
Is your name Karma?
Is your name Karma? Cause yous a bitch! Thanks for nothing hoe-bag.
I mean- did u REALLY have to have one of your SLOW days on the first day of my internship? I’m only human, and I know that everyone has their slow days every once in a while, but shit- did yours HAVE to be today??? Plus bitch, your not even a human- so you really don’t have an excuse. Your just like, radiation or...
LORDAMERCY!!!
Hey….
Don’t I know you?? I mean- you look REALLY familiar.
Oh that’s riiiiggght…. We were in ALL the same classes from kindergarten through high school.
So it IS you.
The one that I laughed at that one time you tried to leap off the last 5 steps on the way to lunch and face landed. Hah…. Sorry about that. But really, you should have seen your face that time. It was pretty classic, even for a 4th...
An instructional guide to being a Girl Gangster
Invite a guy to go shoot skeet’s with you at a shooting range.
Immediately challenge him to a duo of sexes.
Up the ante by making a wager (any will do, the point here is to draw the line between winner and loser creating a PRIZE.)
Smack talk like it was your first language. Say things like, “I hope you’re ready to grab your ankles… Cause you’re about to get FUCKED!”
Follow up the day of the...
Working it out
Listen. I can’t hear you. I don’t see why you’d think otherwise. I mean I clearly have earphones on. I KNOW you can hear my gangster rap booming- because that’s just how I roll.
So I can’t seem to understand why you’d wanna strike up conversation. I mean- you DO realize this is gonna end up only one way right? Awkward. Plus, this is a fucking gym. If I wanted...
Namaste
Hey you with the stupid look on your face. Over here. It’s me- the one with the smart ass, or the one who IS a smart ass, or something like that. I’m just gonna go right out and say it.
Go Fuck Yourself!
Yeah, that’s right… you heard me. Go Fuck Yourself!
You and your, Beamer owning ass, stealing parking spaces from poor (and I do mean this literally) girls at Wholefoods. I mean what the fuck is...
Thanks but No Thanks
Just for the record, I think it’s about time I put this out into there. Uh… I don’t really know how to say this actually, its a bit awkward but um…. I am NOT A LESBIAN. Not that being a lesbian is a bad thing at all, but I’m just NOT one. I know that you enjoy my company, that I make you laugh and that we have a lot in common, but liking vagina is not one of them. And...
